2024
Barbie
Imagine being the only gay Barbie in a world that ignores you. Mid as hell.
Roadhouse
Man, steroids in Hollywood having a moment.
Love Lies Bleeding
Muscle babes.
One Shot
A call of duty cutscene but better.
The Accountant
It’s tax season.
Color Out of Space
Very silly. Lovecraft films always suffer from needing to show the unimaginable.
All of Us Strangers
Strangely I read the book this was loosely based on back in college in 2003 or 2004 (which I only realized this was based on a book after this year’s Blankies). I haven’t seen Saltburn, but licking cum off Andrew Scott’s chest then kissing him is way cooler than bathwater, IMO. Also this was devastating.
The Burial
A hoot
Terminator Genisys
Serviceable!
Tenet
A 70mm rewatch in IMAX. Stunning.
Drive-away Dolls
Fun stuff.
Next Goal Wins
putting your fingers in your mouth and saying whistle whistle is solid
Self Reliance
could a depressed person do this?! A B-grade The Game
The Animal Kingdom
I feel like only the French could make a sci-fi movie like this.
Monolith
Spooky
Iron Claw
Damn I wish they hadn’t cancelled Mindhunter
Sleeping with Other People
Charming.
Guilt Trip
Just bing it.
American Fiction
Funny, and also it’s bizarre that Adam Brody is somehow not the rich nerd from the O.C. anymore. I’m a sucker for anything with Jeffrey Wright.
The End We Start From
Loved the book, and the movie was solid.
ISS
Never go to space.
Role Play
No one is that uncomfortable talking about sex, surely.
Anon
Meh.
Wonka
More fun than I thought it would be.
Night Swim
Sorry, pools aren’t scary.
Ferrari
Somehow this is my favorite Adam Driver performance.
Boston Strangler
Gilded Age’s the Russells solve a mystery.
Schindler’s List
No words.
The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill
So funny and touching. Saw this for the first time with the main guy and the filmmaker in attendance and wow.
Maestro
Damn.
The Artifice Girl
Cool conceptually and a good display that sci-fi doesn’t need a high budget to be interesting and fun.
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes
It’s all fun until they start singing.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Entertaining and silly.
Eileen
Whomst among us hasn’t fallen for a weirdo.